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7月6日 小学生作文again~你小学时的作文水平如何?是否也是语不惊人死不休? 1.一同学上课打牌被发现后被要求写检查。第二天,其他打牌的人在班上念过检查后,他走上讲台:“俗话说:‘天有不测风云,人有祸福旦夕’我昨天上课打牌被老师发现了……”我们老师当场闷掉! 2.我和同学某某某一起骑车出门玩,他的气门芯坏了,我就把我的拔下来给他装上,我俩一起高高兴兴骑车回家了。 3.运动会100米终于开始了,同学们像一只只脱缰的野狗奔了出去。 4.解放军叔叔一个个匍匐前进,就像一条条绿色的青虫在地上蠕动。 5.“我因病故在教室里……” 6.我小学的时候,那时的作文很习惯写好人好事。于是老是有人写捡到钱。于是,有人为了夸大自己的功绩,写在公园捡到1亿元,都是10元人民币的,厚度有一语文书(四年级的)那么厚,老师当场念出来,那同学估计是巨寒。 7.老大娘拿出四张500元的人民币。 8.经典句子,每人都写过:今天天气真好,晴空万里,天上飘着朵朵白云…… 9.小学老师出半命题作文:“我的xxx”随便写人写物,结果我班同学作文题目:《我的战友邱少云》。 10.我小的时候写日记,老师规定要200字以上,当时四人一组,有小组长检查字数,我同组的一位仁兄写到“今天妈妈让我出去买菜,我问多少钱一斤,卖菜的说5分,我说:真便宜呀真便宜,真便宜呀真便宜……”组长数了数还差4个字,于是仁兄又在后面加了一句,真便宜呀。 11.“一轮红日映朝阳……作为新时代的小学生,我们深知北京紧挨首都……” 12.大家还记得小学时候的《小蝌蚪找妈妈》吗?当时老师让我们模仿这个写一篇关于妈妈的作文……有个同学是这样写的: 我的妈妈雪白的肚皮,鼓鼓的眼睛…… 13.以前偷看一女生作文,最寒的是:假如我以后当护士,我会像情人一样对待病人。 14.我来到电视机前把电视机打开了电视机! 15.一同学在作文里写道:“国强(我的一个同班男同学)坐在凳子上,大大的屁股就像地里的南瓜,衣服下面露出一大JIE内裤”老师在上课时读了出来,还说这同学描写得生动,下课后这同学被那同学打…… 16.在一个伸手不见五指的晚上,池塘的蝌蚪在晒太阳! 17.日记——第一天:今天我到妈妈单位玩,玩的好高兴呢。 第二天:昨天我到妈妈单位玩,玩的好高兴呢。 第三天:今天我又想起前天我到妈妈单位,玩的很高兴。 18.同学的名句:天上大雁miemie(咩咩)地飞过;圆圆的月亮像弯弓。 19.我走进了一家百货商店,啊,看来人民生活水平的确提高了,你看那位农民老大爷,左手一台电冰箱,右手一台电视机,一溜小跑。 20.《我的同学》内容大概是:有一回我病了,他风雨无阻地给我补习。那天下着倾盆大雨,又打雷,我以为他不来了,可是他竟然冒着雨来了……第二天他因发高烧死了,我永远怀念这个好朋友。 21.小学语文考卷上有一道阅读题,大意是讲一位母亲为了孩子吃尽了苦,最后去世的事。阅读后,要求学生在一年后的清明节对母亲说几句心里话。某小学生这样写道:“祝妈妈清明节快乐,福如东海,寿比南山!”。 22.小时候为了造句,苦思冥想,想出了一个万能句型:"今天老师让我们用****造句,结果大家都没造出来"。 7月5日 小学生作文套路 top 10 lol突然想起来那些曾经的小学生作文。。。。。lol
Number 10:
今天,奶奶做的饭可好吃了!
我吃了好多好多饭呀!妈妈夸我吃得好乖,妈妈说:“吃得乖,才会更聪明!”妈妈脸上露出了美丽的笑容。
Number 9:
今天,爸爸接我到人民公园去看荷花,我高兴得跳起来!</
…… Number 8:
今天,妈妈带我去游乐园,游乐园里人真多呀
Number 7:
今天妈妈带我去动物园玩,动物园里人山人海,特别是小朋友最多。
Number 6:
今天是五一节,妈妈带我到婆婆家去玩,玩得可开心了。
Number 5:
上个月我妈妈给我买了一只乌龟,我很高兴
Number 4:
今天我得了一朵小红花我很高兴
Number 3:
我的妈妈个子不高, 瓜子脸
Number 2:
有感情的朗读《我的小台灯》....==!
Number 1:
老师笑了, 同学笑了, 我也笑了, 我们大家都笑了。。。==
6月28日 哼~今天去上历史, 一下子没有找到ID, 就拿着东西往教室冲, 结果门口碰到了一个黑人门卫, 说什么也不让我进。
我有宿舍钥匙, 我把id号报给他, 他说 it's nothing.
结果我火一下就上来了, 发现自己现在居然能用英语吵架了, 而且很凶==
后来我遇见了另外一个门卫, 说了我的遭遇, 我说我天天从这里走,你们还不认识我么, 然后她告诉我, 那个black guy, nobody likes him. He always give us a hard time.
小混蛋。。。。。
第一次在美国国土上对美国人使用火力覆盖, 破例一下。
主要是那个黑人今天太贱了, 忍不住啊。
莫非他和那个pasta大叔是TM亲兄弟?
鄙视一下 6月8日 rate of my liferate of the life~~
Life: Your life rating is a score of the sum total of your life, and accounts for how satisfied, successful, balanced, capable, valuable, and happy you are. The quiz attempts to put a number on the summation of all of these things, based on your answers. Your life score is amazingly high. This means that you are in tune with your needs and on a path toward great personal fulfillment. Despite the challenges of life, you have achieved harmony and balance. Continue doing what you are doing right; do not allow yourself to slip or falter. (Read more on improving your life) Mind: Your mind rating is a score of your mind's clarity, ability, and health. Higher scores indicate an advancement in knowledge, clear and capable thinking, high mental health, and pure thought free of interference. Your mind score is within a healthy zone. This means you have achieved a level of mental balance and harmony consistent with living a healthy, happy life. Continue doing what works, and keep your focus. In our fast-paced world, mental clutter is all too common. Be vigilant in maintaining healthy mental function. Read advice from other quiz-takers on improving the mind. Body: Your body rating measures your body's health, fitness, and general wellness. A healthy body contributes to a happy life, however many of us are lacking in this area. You have a rather good body score, which is an indication that you take care of yourself. There is room for improvement, however. Please keep doing what works. Eat right, exercise, reduce your stress, treat any illness. Doing these things will help ensure your body will be in good working order for a long time to come. Read advice from other quiz-takers on improving the body. Spirit: Your spirit rating seeks to capture in a number that elusive quality which is found in your faith, your attitude, and your philosophy on life. A higher score indicates a greater sense of inner peace and balance. Your spirit score is relatively high, which means you are rewarded by your beliefs. Spirituality is clearly important to do. Never let it slip, and continue to learn and grow. Read advice from other quiz-takers on improving the spirit. Friends/Family: Your friends and family rating measures your relationships with those around you, and is based on how large, healthy, and dependable your social network is. Your friends and family score is quite healthy. You have a social network you can depend upon. Count your blessings, but never forget that these bonds need to be maintained. Keep your friends and family close. Love: Your love rating is a measure of your current romantic situation. Sharing your heart with another person is one of life's most glorious, terrifying, rewarding experiences. Your love score is very high, which means you are in a very happy situation right now. Do all you can to keep it strong. Read advice from other quiz-takers on finding and maintaining love. Finance: Your finance rating is a score that rates your current financial health and stability. You have a rather good financial score, which is not all that common these days. Keep doing what works. Avoid common pitfalls and save for the future. You will be glad you did. Read advice from other quiz-takers on improving your finances. Consider joining the 4thKingdom.com community, a private young adult message board community with high standards and no advertisements. 5月28日 一切顺利今天从波士顿回来, 算了一下, 已经在飞机上度过了12小时, 在汽车上 〉20小时,天啊, 这半个月过的充实。。。
本来想坐火车回来的, 一看那个价格, 我的亲娘啊~~ 100美元一张, 我最后决定坐汽车 , 居然今天司机发彪, 3小时就开到纽约了, 一般汽车要4小时, 火车3个半小时, 飞机1小时13分钟, 15美元的投资居然超过了100美元, 收益不错。
纽约的夏天开始显露庐山真面目了, 怀念波士顿的凉爽~
一个人在外面那么多天, 有时间对自己夏天有了更加详细的规划。 至于目标, 暂时不说, 等我达到了再说吧~
还有7个月就到冬天回国了。。。。 觉得上帝给我的时间越来越少了, 要抓紧啊~~~不然就。。==" lol
everything is in the track.
looking forward to ... ^_^V
well
Let's add oil~
5月23日 I am back完成了为期10天的加州之行回到了纽约。
不一样的风格, 不一样的风景。
住宿在朋友家里, 住了10天, 有一些不好意思。
收获多多,多的令人惊喜, 那些东西, 绝对不是成天呆在纽约能体内会到的。 3月1日 2007年将要流行的7大名言1、鸟大了,什么林子都有 2、流氓不可怕,就怕流氓有文化 3、开车无难事,只怕有新人 4、"客官请自重!小女子只卖身、不卖艺。" 5、你不能让所有人满意。因为,不是所有的人都是人。 6、男人的谎言能骗女人一夜;女人的谎言能骗男人一生。 7、水能载舟,亦能煮粥。 |
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